I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

(A re-quote from someone who seems to be an avid FAN of mine)

Dude, thanks a lot for paying this much attention to me. Really. It’s overwhelming. :))

It’s so flattering to know that I have you constantly checking on me in such a desperate way. Perhaps the next time, you should sign your name at the end of your Formspring messages too so that maybe the next time I appear on T.V, I could broadcast an expression of gratitude towards you.

Please though, easy on yourself ok? Try not to think of me too much. Such sweetness. :))